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southernshot:

girl-in-nike:

This commercial is amazing.

I work at an Under Armour store and we got to see this commercial way before they showed it on TV and everyone was speechless except one dude. He was all like “What the hell? Why the fuck would they make a ballet commercial? It’s not a sport.” My boss was quick to jump down his throat and said “Alright then get your ass on the floor and work on you tippy toes for the rest of your shift. If I fucking see you off them you will be the first of the temps to get cut!” He was on his tippy toes for the last hour and a half of his shift lol 

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  • BFF:

    Grandmother I need to talk to you

  • Grandma:

    [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?

  • BFF:

    No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.

  • Grandma:

    What?

  • BFF:

    I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.

  • Grandma:

    [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.